Xoll Maxx

Rated XXX. Some story involving the Cabin Boy.

The true to life adventures of Cabin Boy (Part 2)

As we recall from "Cabin Boy 1" the cabin boy finally returns from his long overseas journey along with other manly men. He prances gayly off the boat when it pulled into the harbor. He exclaimed "And now, I'm a cabin man!" Two old geezers started beating the living shit out of the cabin boy with their canes. The cabin boy cowered from the old men's weapons and hid his head in his arms like an abused pet or something. "OK, I'm still a cabin boy!", he was finally able to yell. The two old men stopped thier violence on the boy and sat back down. It wasn't seconds later that a small group of Hell's Angels rode up on their Harlies (tm). The immedately started beating the poor cabin boy with an old bowling trophy they had found a couple of miles back on the road. The protruding extremities that stuck out from the plastic body of the tiny gold statue struck the cabin boy in very odd places causing him to bleed out of several orphices simultaneously. As the cabin boy writhed around like a snake in his own blood, Broom Hilda came and drove he broomstick square into the cabin boy's throat causing blood to shoot out in every direction. She was snarling and growling like a real dog. Even foam started coming out of her mouth. Just as the cabin boy crumpled over, dead, a band of cabin men and soon to be cabin men cabin boys cocked and loded their rifles and shot the back of Broom Hilda's head off. The weird thing of it was, Broom Hilda was actually the mother of the cabin boy and the other soon to be cabin men cabin boys (well at least most of them, anyways). Her own sons shot the back of their own mother's head out! Imagine that! Some people!