Cute Xoambear 666

Where the idea of frazzle sauce came from

What is so imperfect about those imperfections? I'll tell you the difference.

There's this far away land that contains a two-tierd castle up on a steep hill. Now many people have tried to escape from the castle with no luck. You see, there were a band of evil sky monkey that flew through the air in small single propeller helicopters constantly patroling the perimeter of the castle. The evil sky monkeys were trained in the finer martial arts as well as the esoteric culinary arts. One day, there was a prisoner escaping from the castle. The evil sky monkeys spooped down from the sky and bombarded the poor chap with rotten tomatoes and carrot stems. Theses were items left over from today's culinary masterpiece; a crem soup du jour topped with frazzle sauce. Now the evil sky monkeys (they were nobodies fool!)knew exactly what to do. They plucked the poor prisoner up off the side of the mountain. With a brutal laugh, they flung the prisoner's jello-like body into the side of the rocky mountain. Blood spattered in every direction and the evil sky monkys darted off into the sky. If, and only if, I get a good glimpse of my own grissle, will I then be the new enlightened one. If I could take four minutes to do everything I do, I would probably save a lot of time. I'm really not into the time thing. I just like saving it.