TOBESAVE.txt

Split Heads To Be Saved

Who IS Doc Marten? Who IS Doc Marten? John Mackinrow is my name and I'm an undercover agent for that you-know-who organization. What it's like being at 250 pRINCETON Road Menlo Park, ca.... by Ippy Opey Slurpy Gooey Thin antennas on a set of elephants. The leather cracks and peels exposing it's inner nerves and intestinal system. Mr. Big wont be calling my house anymore.. Jessica Rabbit is married to Eddie Rabbit. Eddit Rabbit died on the cross for your sins; that makes Jessica Rabbit the unvirgin Mary full of grace. "Grace at the dinner table by different famous people of the World" Jose Conception - Mother Mary full of grace, help me get to second base. Lucy Ricardo - God bless mommy and god bless daddy and.... DIE little Ricky!!! Greg Brady - Hey man! Wuz up gOD?!? John Holmes - I'm the honerary librarian!!! Samantha Fox - Help me, gOD to acieve the things I want, change the things I have and want the things I achieve. So help Me gOD!!! Dick Tracy - Do you like RAAAAAAP!!! music, gOD?! Bobby Brady - Got another jar of penut butter, gOD?! Mike Brady - gOD: how much first aid do you know? Mike Lorenzo - gOD DAMMIT! Orville Reddinbacher - god: help me to pop the things I can't think, breed with the things I can't see and think the thoughts that make me pop, so HELP ME gOD!!!!! Phil Clinton - Holy Farthter, art not thine unholly devout fool! Thou art wist the briiine willer! I fling BACK thine vile offer! Pop! Dear Abby - Oh my gOD!!! My eyes are bleeding, my eyes are bleeding!!! Billy Joel - you look really nice today, sir, I mean, uh, gOD! Jed Clampett - I reckon gOD damn sinners fuck in hell! Crotch Rot! Chuck D - gOD built Enemy up to speed.. Now I spit on you, gOD! Jonny Laser Disk - Yippe! this prayer is brought to you by the makers of fine *silk* products and other over the counter prescription drogas! Foghorn Leghorn - Now it's time to say good bye to gOD and all his shark fins. He like to thank you lightly and thanx for ploppl\in in. The New Block of the Kids - shut up! shut up shut up! zooming.... yea we're zooming right up to you, gOD tilde wrath of gOD! Bob Dillon, Inc. - If I were any more bombed, I'd be gOD! Lily Tomlin - you didn't even know that I'm not going to say it.. you can'y make me!! See?! Dom Deloise - Hello my sugar-daddy gOD! Anne Thornton of Family Ties - I really shouldn't be here right now, forgive me, gOD, I guess I said too much sorry, oops )hic( The Fonz (tm) - click! HEeeeeey! schwaaaah! The absolut truth about the type of changes, if any, I'd like to see to the "program".by Bob Skott (of DALLAS fame) 1. We hereby set forth certain "rules", if you will, (even if you won't), but you must, no , really, I insist! 2. Quinching one's thirst isn't illegal in 31 of the 50 states for NOTHING, mister MAN! 3. Please Mr. Pease. I KNOW what I mean. It's all over. 4. Quacky Duck starring in that old time hoot-n-anny of a film, 1001 fucked duck tails. 5. Eddie Van Halen of the rock group "Jump" will release a 12 inch single this year entitled, "Run with the bulk of it., you might not get away" Here's a look at some of the lyrics you'll find inside:             Gut rot! Gut RTot! Drink draino while fucking your mom!             stab you dad in the throat! Piss on your self@!!! Kill other             (including cats and small rodents)             Kill others! kill others! kill others! Now!             Go out and DO it just             like the AD says DO IT!             Now that youve' killed others, take the knife              and kill your self,             that's right: SUICIDE! That's right, DIE!             Die for this song! Die             , Die. See you in hell sucker! (nice, huh!?) Here's the real bulk of it: Imagine, if you will, a beautiful cover WRAPPED in Saran Whrap smead Knox jelly all over it, hmmmmm! Here's the rest of it: A poking cloud sphere thwarting toward the middle of the moon. The moon that drops . Ths drops that wait. The wait that kills. The kill that minds. The mind that's a-wasted. A turkey be bastin'! A dew dropp forms nicely on the tip of my tougue and I loose sight of it for at least 50 to 100 years, in that range somewhere. The star was never porn, not in that place, anyway! Made 100% FUNKY! The language simularities between the Yanomamo and Poor White Kids on Dope! (Pwkod) The Yanomamo have been known to open thier mouths when speaking much like the Pwkod. This amazing discovery came through 1000s of years invested qnd billions of dollars spent of taxpayer's money just to arrive at the day I thought would never come: namely, dday, 1964, all right. I have one simple question for you: If you could, would you? I would every day and every night. Mickey Night! GO