RICK23.23.txt

RICK23.23.txt

Rock and the Hot Damns:

1 Here are the various stages that all males go through during the course of their life:

1. newborn 2. baby (as in 'just a baby man') 3. infant 4. toddler 5. kid 6. child 7. kid (again) 8. punk 9. wanker/poser 10. funny person 11. desecrater of sacred graves 12. cruicifier of noble heros 13. sir laugh a lot 14. no-underwear wearin' jolly boy 15. the "If i take this, I'll be someone" stage 16. "I just want some skank" stage 17. Working at a temp agency stage 18. Seer of eternal light 19. "gOD sucks" stage 20. "I suck" stage 21. reformation period 22. "Buddha is kool" stage 23. Realization of the true "Rick-ness" in all of us. 24. Rejection of this "Rick-ness" in myself stage. OR if the "Rick-ness" is too prevalent, male subject becomes eternally looped in step #23. 25. "What the fuck" stage 26. "Gimme a beer" stage 27. "I'm a rock star so fuck off" stage 28. Chubsy Wubsy stage 29. Realization that life is a joke, immediately followed by: 30. death 31. dead corpse 32. rotting corpse

If the subject DOES, in fact, get stuck in a loop at stage 23, they will eventually wait out their time and soon thereafter die.

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