RADIO SHOCK!

Long and Various SHOCKERS! Rosin core too.

A little song:

Pink candy drops

overflowing cesspools

micro cosm king blind folded

the is the time where all falls

the bell is headr in the distance

the calamity of purifying my own heart

lost all control at the mere sight of you

the first rain and the Pink candy drops fell on you

Do you see what I see?

The doors of your mind are thrown wide open.

Offered a glass of water.

your palms face up, your stare at the moon.

Are your answers there?

The answers can be found by joining me.

(in a hot game of chess) < - - - - - to be used in EXTENDED DISCO

MIX RENDITIONS (EDMR) only!!!

Getting loose! Getting funk!Bring the cops! I give up! Take me away! Lock me up! throw away the key! Jack up my rent! Slimmy your snort, buster! Thump the gord, willy! Jack Jesus Christ (tm) lord butt! Tilde the master tilder and his grout factory in grout britain. He turned on Depeche Mode's groutest perfection while grouting out his infintile guys that crack me up! Sprat (Jack) 1221255-89023 just pissed up the wrong pole and is now pissing ME off!

Can you imagine that!?!?? My cock fell off! Keep PaPa out of this! Son, have you done good?! Don't you know? Fall into the sky pass the sun. Your short cut will lead you nowhere. Pail a bucket of water, of water.! The trojans and their evil, unlookable, wordless, grass growng South of Nirvana-quasi ludicrous Bon Jovi lovin' gun totin' sausage eatin' snot lickin' boot wearing' bus ridin' punk rock listenin' drop out of society.

Society is stupid for the following reasons:

I am not it.

I wish not to partake in the Royal gamews of the loyal yanks!

I wish not harm cometh who do not take an oath of allegiance to the "lord" Baby Jesus Christ Thumper Bumpy.

Jed Clampett won't stop singing those old battle tunes he recorded back in the "war" between the Earth and Ridjd#23 (Planet of the Zeta Ret system).

I got some new records I wiash to play backward to find evil messages about Led Zepplin and Ozzy Osbourne (tm) They don't give me a Pepsi (tm) (in a big way!) when I want it!

I'm not anti Reagan; Reagan's anti-me! (stolen)

Why didn't they give me that Pepsi! Hey Mom!

Slowly slipping my tongue into your ear.Pizza Slut delivers only door to door products such as vacuum cleanerz, etc.

NOW.....-------- STORY: The truth about Radio Shack (rs) employees:

There's a family living in the Ozark mountains that is allinterbred and fucked up. They're children come out in all kinf of weird shapes and colors (Here's a partial list:)

      1. A little girl with her mouth on the side of her head.

      2. Another little girl with a rooster's beak.

      3. One little boy with 6 arms and no legs.

      4. A little girl with no mouth and an oversize (33 cm in diameter to be exact) anus cavity.

      5. A (gender unknown) with 2 rows of teeth on top and a wooden leg. (Made of Bamboo)

You get the idea.... anyway everyonce in a while a halfway normal freak child is born to a mix-mox of parents. They put the clothes they stole from those two nice mormon boys on bikes on the son that they, of course, named Rick. They send them to Tandy headquarters in Texas to get top-of-the-line training in all aspects of the world of high-technology! They are all converted to some strange, sex-buddhist religion that practices anal sex on parrots and toucans captured fro the Amazon and is drenched in the blood of a virgin-christian-boy. The Tandy training center (ttc) implants an electro-neouro transmitter into the brain of each Rick. TTC can control the weight, bad breath, and whiny voice of each Rick in the field by computer program written in BASIC then compiled by another Rick; a guy working as a lawyer. As soon as they reach their field destinations, ttc send out computer messages to bloat out the Rick's butt to make his body look like a pear, and instant beer and eggs for breakfast farts that float around in and around the customers nose. Those are STINKERS! All the Rick eventually discover that the stupid hand held games and WIRED remote control cars are fun and entertaing and help pass the time when customers are not in the store. There's a few 'color computer III' with Street Fighter 6 on it! Let's play game! end.......

Why Radio Shack is my favorite store:

      1. It's America's technology super store.

      2. the color computer

      3. Realistic super hi-fi audio equipment.

      4. Rosin core solder sold to me 5 minutes before the stor closed

      5. Computer controlled fans to cool the floor in the store

      6. Sense of importance when they ask for the last 4 digits of your phone number to enter into their customer data base and 15 Rick Dobbs show up there , along with your name.

      7. Unintellegent employees!

ANOTHER RADIO SHACK STORY:

One day I went into my favorite technology super store, Radio Shack, when I noticed a huge puddle of piss in the middle of the floor in the store. "What happen", I asked Rick, who is always working there,or, is he? Rick replied,"Why, Rick, (as he always calls me (I think)) Istood at the back of the store and shot my piss clear over her in the front of the store!" "really!", I said in a suprised voice," howd ya doo that!??" "I squeezed the head of my dick like this...", Rick whipped out his penis right there in the store! An Old Lady (tm) happed to come in to the store and saw Rick pinching his peter and fainted. Another man came in and hit it with a rake. "I'm sorry! I thought it was a snake!", the man said apoligetically. His little boy came in behind him and began drinking the piss off the floor with a crazy straw. Slurp! Slurp! I passed out..........