Poor Drummer

A good idea to confirm reality

We have this idear, you see, where you got this guy, he's not very happy. In fact he's crying a little. He's also very tired. You see, the problem is this. He has this back pack full of high explosives strapped to his back mounted in such a way that if he tries to remove the pack, the whole thing will blow up and he will be dead. This person is being controlled by someone with a remote control that has the capability of detonating the explosives with the press of a button. The other problem is this. He is forcing the guy with explosives strapped to his back to play a marching band type snare drum without stopping or he has threatened to blow the fuck out of the guy with the explosives strapped on to his back. The drum is cleverly wired to the backpack that also has sensors to see if he has stopped drumming or what. I think the guy has to wear some stupid old band uniform as well.