Mystery

Furlined Madonna dancers

Yes!!! The mystery of the universe HAS been revealed. It's available to you for the incrediblely LOW price of (this is a BLOW OUT!!!!) .......

$6.23.

Send 6 food stamps, proof of insurance and a valid Montana Drivers lisence to the following address:

2359 Thirty First Avenue

Sand FrandSisco, Cali-fuckin-fornia, USSA

94116

Here's a little sample of what YOU'LL get :

@# (unshifted of course)

XX (in small Block Helvatia Font)

xx (in large dither-bat conforming to spec. 40666)

queep (when it was OK to say such things)

ROTARY CrUB of AMERICA (and each voulantary subsidary thereof)

You'll get an incredibly low Annual Percentage Rate of only 11.9%. Most other cards have rates that are 3% to 7% higher.

- Paul McCartny and Wings.

Thank You,

Your Friend,

Slimm Whittmann