My purring cat

Joey was his name

Yes! It's Aqua Velva... when a boy wants to feel like a boy. Oh. Boy. Speaking of boys, I knew a young man , who i'll call a boy, who would often come to my house and reek utter havoc with the family dogs. He was quite fisty for a young man, and Joey was his name. I believe his birth given name was Josef or something rather silly like that. I kind of palled around with Joey. He even showed me a thing or two I didn't know about my own penis. H ewould often say, "the size of my penis is just part of the game". I never found too much amusement in his littl philosophy but I sure knew where he was coming from and probably where he was going to. I'll bet you anything that that little doo-doo head is playing with his own prick right now for this is why I decided to write this story in the first place. When the reader layeth his or her eyes on the above passage, one would naturally assume that I constructed the comment about his playing with his prick because that's what I had thought at the time of writing. Don't kid yourself. I made the above comment to illustrate a point that being that that little doo-doo head is probably playing with his prick right now as you read this. I think that little doo-doo head is probably playing with his prick so much that it is probably true for anyone at the time that remark is read from now to eternity. Got it? I knew you would. Now, if your reading this story nod your head yes while counting off 3 seconds. Really do this. Right now. This last action you performed for me was part of my theory. If reality is real and written work lives forever, then I might think that willl be people scattered in every corner of the earth nodding their head yes and counting off 3 seconds. As a matter of fact, If you ever see anybody ever doing that, say "carmengation" and walk away. They won't know why you said that because they are still reading the passage and nodding their head yes abd they won't know that you were instructed to do that until they read down here. Wait for them to read down to here and look up at the person who said that strange word to you. They will smile back (don't forget to smile back). If you are reading this and someone has said this to you stand up and say "I party every night". This will end the conversation. If nobody has said this strang word to you, say "zub zub" to the next person you see. A new culture will form whereever you go because of this story. Give all the credit to me after I have sucessfully saved the entire world.