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How much does a UFO cost?

How much does a UFO cost? After a lot of thought and intense calculations, I came up with a figure of $3.99 (u.s. dollar that is)

What Reality means to me:

1. It means never having to say you're sorry.

2. A feeling that can only come from Zest deodorant bath bar.

3. A nickel bag of pepperoni ice cream.

4. Spontaneously combusting trapezoids.

5. A pocket full of plunder.

6. Catastrophic misspellings of people's names you don't even know.

7. The Rossane show.

8. A toy bus that's full of all kinds of delectable delights.

9. Jimmy Bagel-funk.

10. A full color jacket with beautiful sexy girl on it.

11. My cock.

Jimmy Buffet was buffing his fluffy dog,Buffy, with a buffer at the buffet. A buff guy named Biff greeted him at the door.

My little known sex fantasy:

I wish I were invisible.. If I were invisible I would sneak into the girl's locker room and watch them all take showers. They would strip down naked and get under the stream of hot water. They apply liquid soap all over their own bodies. Just dozens of hands building up a nice lather on a perfectly shaped set of breasts. Her nipples are rather large and gets trapped between her fingers as she rubs her scoops of magnificent flesh. After they are all good and rinsed off she raises her nipple to her own mouth and starts licking and biting at it. Another girl in the shower notices her and leans over to lick the other available nipple. The girl is in total ecstacy now. She begins moving her curvy hips in a circling motion. Another girl in the shower notices all the action and immediately drops to her knees and begins licking the first girl's pussy. She spreads the lips wide exposing the clit and the silky folds of flesh that camouflage the soft deep wet hole inside. The third girl begins jamming her tongue into the girl's pussy-hole. In the midst of all of their moaning they look over at me standing there watching them. But wait... I'm invisible! I looked down and noticed that I was not invisible, something must have happened. Anyway , I was standing there in the shower completely naked sporting a raging hardon. The horny women attacked me. They pushed me down on the hard floor one straddled my face as the other two licked ferociously at my cock. With the girl sitting on my face forcing her pussy in my mouth and the other two taking turns sucking my cock, I thought I would explode right then. Instead I got up and had two girls start 69in in front of me and the other one blew me as I watched. Right before I came, she stopped sucking. She stood up and walked me over to the other two girls. She pulled me down behind the girl whose beautiful round ass was sticking up in the air. She guided my wet cock into her tight butthole. I started slowly pumping while the other girl was still licking at my cock. I could feel the muscles twitching in her ass with my cock and I knew she was going to come. She let out the loudest scream and the entire length of my cock was immediately squeezed. I shot my load deep into her. We all fell down in a big pile exhausted. I gave everyone a cigarette and we lit up right there in the shower. THE END.. or is it...