XXX Gary Cox

A sucker's born every minute

How much love do I want to give the world? Let me tell you a little story on how I got to be in such a position to do such things and how the Ronco egg slicer changed my life forever. I was walking through the park one fine Sunday when an old man approched me. He thought I was someone else he knew and apologized for making a mistake. It wasn't two seconds after he walked off that he turned around and started cussing at me in KiSwahili. Being the American that I am, I didn't understand a single word he was saying, nor actually could I even identify the language he was speaking. I knew one thing for sure though. When someone statrs acting like that, it's time to take immediate ass-kicking action. I jumped into my favorite Bruce Lee pose and nearly knocked the poor old man over with excitement. In fact, his nose started bleeding. Still to this day I can't figure out if it was because of the punch I gave him or did his nose start bleeding because of all the excitement. This is nosebleed city, my brother! K C R ola!