God=Nazi

Today's story is about nazis

I sure hope you're sitting down for this one. As a matter of fact.... why don't you go back into the kitchen and fix yourself a nice bowl of Cream of Wheat because this one's going to take a while........ I'll wait here.... now go do it! Today's story is about nazis. Would anyone purposely go out and become a nazi? I guess it's possible. After all the nazis were involved with UFOs back in the 30's before anyone ever really ever thought of fooling around with such things. By the way.. if Sid Vicious is reading this story, I just wanted to say that I want to be anarchy too! Really! Now back to the topic; nazis. The nazis was a group that was formed late in the 1920 by J. Fitxpatrick Fitzgeral Bon Bon the III. He was really a fine old chap with plenty of good ideas about breeding praying mantis',cockroaches and other insects. He hired a band of undereducated scientists and put them to work under the name 'nazis'. Nazi is polish for 'seeker of light in the antennae of insects' so it seemed like the most appropriate name. Well, as we all know things always get worse. And so was true for the nazis. The nazi scientists worked day in and day out making little bugs fuck to make more bugs. The new bugs fucked other bugs and made even more bugs. There became only one realization from all this forced reproduction. The nazi scientists all concurred that there were a lot of bugs now and something had to be done about it right away before the situation became out of control. One of the smarter of the stupid nazi scientists came up with the idea of letting all the little bugs run off into the wild. Without even consulting with Fitz or any of the other scientists, he freed all the poor locked-up insects late one night after everyone went home. But something strange happened. The insects mutated just a bit. All of the newly freed insects latched themselves onto the pubic hair of the first available human; one bug each to a set of pubes. Perhaps the bugs did this to seek revenge on the humans that had once kept them in captivity, but we'll leave that one up to speculation. Well the insect were really pissed and started latching on to everyone's pubes and biting the genitalia of all the townspeople. For the individuals that were victimized by the insects, the results were terrible. The victim would go into convulsions and begin biting and kicking the nearest available tree. Needless to say, the amount of trees began depleting in the span of a month or so. The oxygen level in the town dropped so low that breathing became next to impossible. J. Fitz and his nazi scientist buddies had a neat-o idea to solve this problem and save the world. J. Fitz armed the nazis with AK 47 sub machine gun rifles and told them to shoot anything that moved and paint anything that didn't. The next thing you know, the nazis began parading through the streets killing and painting; killing and painting until everyone was dead and everything was blue. They made a giant coffin, painted it blue, and put all the towns people in it. The shitty thing of it is that the nazis showed no remorse for the killing they just performed. You see, they were all a little stupid and thought what they were doing was 'right' and/or 'ethical'. The nazis went to Sizzler and ordered 3 inch steaks and a salad bar and scoffed at the size of the pepper shakers on the table. They wanted to eat and forget this ethical incident but something told them that what they did was wrong. They heard a voice from gOD telling them to play chicken on the freeway. Well, since this was a direct order from gOD hIMSELF, they immediately ran out into the freeway and were all turned into bloody hamburger meat by speeding Cadillacs, Subarus, Toyotas and Chives. The nazi scientists were all dead at gOD's whim. If they only knew that it was just the TV on in the next room