Ginsu Knife

Nudity. For adults only.

The Ginsu knife cuts ever so deep. Deeper than it ever has before. This time, I know It's for real. I was mowing my lawn on one fine Saturday morning when I noticed this very tall, slender, sexy woman wearing next to nothing walking right toward me. I tried to ignore her as she swooshed by but it was all in vain; my eyes follwed her with every bounce of her seductive walk. She nearly knocked me off my feet when I notied that she had caught on to my little game. She yelled at me in some unrecognizable foriegn language flapping her arms above her head litle a spoiled little child. I couldn't help but to burst into laughter. I mean, the whole situation seemed really crazy. I was minding my own buisness, mowing my own lawn when BAM! She happened to walk by! jEsus, what a fucked reality I live in.Where men have to wear suits just to get jobs. Everyone has to dress like the ones they saw in photographs; but the odd thing of it is that very essence of everybody exists in that same photograph. Namely cold and clean! Anyway, the woman kicked me in my jaw for lack of paying attention to her, I assumed. I mean, I couldn't understand what a damn thing she was saying. I kept laughing.94.2.17