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    What's on TV next season

    Rob lived for candy bars. He would work for hours and hours just to be able tosink his teeth into a slightly warm gooey hershey"s bar with almonds or a Heath (r) bar at the end of the day. Ideas for some new TV shows on Cable TV:

    1. Gambling for Groceries.

    Contestents are found by searching for people holding "will work for food" signs and bringing them into the studio. They will be asked to perform certain "jobs" , some being of extreme sexual perverseness, like licking chicken genetalia, etc. And WE'LL find out just how much they want FOOD.

    2. Prisoner Police.

    Prisoners will be given guns and released from their cells for the day to see what kind of crazy madcap adventures they can have. Some will be asked to work as bus drivers.

    3. Teeth Grinderzzz

    The folks who lose this pointless game for cash and prizes will have their teeth ground down until blood shows.

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