Dead Fred-ped

Ramblings of a sane man

Do you know, where you're going to? They never call you Vito. They always call you Vato! Instead of crazy Peter , they call you Shitty Dick!

A children's story By Bob Boob Boobles Ippei ippy x2 Xochilt Kam Premier Wakano Nakano Bobuo Whitey Iori Scott, Inc Co (r) (tm)

A young man lived far away with a big bad wolf. The big bad wolf was always huffing and puffing until he blew his house down. Wait! Haven't you all heard this story before!? Aren't you ready for some real Fun and Action???! Introducing the King Bee-bop tee daddy-o hip hop till ya don't stop, Bubblereamer Jon-Jon Smith Bagel the thirteenth!!! One day this person (the one previously mentioned) was driving his car into Lake Michigan when a giant toucan landed in his apartment across the way from that day that spit in your eye that you cant put on more sunglasses over your eyes and that's why you want to cover them because you're gonna die! I kind of slipped there! I kinda liked it because I wanted it and felt it and portioned out between three feuding clans people that probably mated in the woods and produced offspring that was mal-formed or mentally retarded some times there little navels would lust pop straight up or they would be missing a finger or something and it happened to come up on the father's thumb this time because we're in a new and (sick) twisted reality brought to you by Downey. Keeps your clothes smelling clean and fresh. Even when you're afraid to raise your arm because you're not sure because you didn't use Sure Anti-perspirant deodorant (tm) This is an official trade mark. Any trade marks are copyrighted 1923 by Xome Incorporated and all rights pertaining to the forth witness I'd like to please with my tongue or with what other surface I'd rather lick right now is your skin generally in the area where you like it the absolute optimum level of hydraulic fun in a box along with that band and that man. A lot of 'a' s in that one back there. Anyway, wasn't there supposed to be some story about some guy named....well you know, I'm not going through all of that again, for christ's (tm) sake! Paul Zomchek stole my Wheaties! Where he goeth - no one knows. When he cometh no one knows. But I know a little secret that might make you ill, it might even make you feel a little sick perhaps on the brink of throwing-up or some other rancid vat of rumors left over from the rover's den and it's company and company and this is all I know not to mention, All I will EVER know, forever (as in forever, that is!) Rooty-Toody oh loody! Repeat threety two hundred times till yer bloo in da face!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jesus (tm) is the new christbaby. Christ baby like blood and guts so much that he died on the crotch for you and felt up your Grand father when he first got his pubes, that he promised to rise again from the dead and reek holy havoc and terror upon the wretched earth once again, Jesus WILL have his way with us. So. Pray with me now so that the devil has a written invitation to come into my heart and pour his sacred blood over my phallic head? Yes! Something like that! Close enough. Those are nombiri terms only to be used by Nombiri people like moi! pop! Cindy Early was the girl who push over Linda Tam over in the playground in third grade I believe that the teacher was Erlinda Yanez or Uwakka Uggoma in those drawers down there and only a limited number of people will ever know what exactly that means... I mean... I'm buggin! Do you love your cock so much that you would take it out and stroke it in front of strangers wile they glanced at your >gasp< manhood! Yes! I sure would. But that's the kind of person I am I guess. I am inclined to do those sort of things. And I don't care what Shelly Berman can do with his ingnant Idear. As a matter of fact now how about a nice cock cappucino with sperm lather spricked with pubic hair trimmings and two testicle on top? Sound good?! Well, open your mouth and say gluirb!!! Now, I am the christ baby so I duly elect myself to make all the decisions from now on until I deem necessary to turn it off and just get out of here!!!