Joe's Humbucker

Wow! These pickup lines are great.

My humdinger sounds 100 times better now that I've install the dual humbuckers. If it wasnt for them 'buckers' as we call them, in the trade, We'd probably be all out of a job. Let me explain : We have here a guy here thatt's rather fond of grapes and the finer things in life like staying home and picking apples and grapes from the trees behind his house. His name is Joe and he'd rather pick fruit thatn any other thing in the world. A chance happened upon him to visit the great wall of doom south of the city next to his. He not only flat out refused to go, he kicked everyone's ass that was involved including the preacher-man, the taylor and himself. What a weird guy. The preacher man became his friend after that, preaching the word of the almighty word and savior son of the bastard child Chuack and his willowed dilly dallies. The seed doctor was visiting that day, by chance. "A seed today is a weed tomorrow", he would often jest. Joe was in a tight position between the dirt worshipping preacher and the resonating blast of the seed doctor. He though of a time when life was better back behind his house picking fruit from the trees; free and unrestraned like a new born chicken. The phone rang and spoiled the tension of the moment. It was Joe's new wife. He had left the old one for lack of respect in the glandular region. She then soon after moved into a house that wasn't quite finished yet and took it upon herself to finish up the walls and her ceiling in her spare time after work and on holidays. That's how Joe met his new wife. His new wife was quite gifted in the areas of electrical engeneering and offered to assist Joe's old wife to make the bet use of a 224 volt wiring system in the new, unfinished home. She could practically make something out of nothing, and this turned Joe on very much in a deep and sexual way. He scooped her up off her feet and promised to be the man of her Van-De-Graf dreams. He kind of hurt the bottom part of her leg in the little stunt, but it was well worth it as she became the top Electrical Salesperson of the month shortly after that. This propted Joe to forget bout his obsession with fruit and take up a wonderful job with the peace corps wherein he retired after a year in Nambia and found himself unemployed back in his home country. That's the exact time the bucker company opened up the new plant right across the street from his house. The factory spit out so much pollution and noise that he thought to himself, "well, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!" and marched right over to the factory and got himself a night job on the shittiest shift, no dental insurance, and no room for advancement. That's how the bucker company changed Joe's life, and that's how it'll change yours.