Bad

Mike Jackson thought he was bad...

I'm so bad that I won't even think twice before kicking your ass. I'll fuck you up royal. I'll rearrange your face so well, your own mama won't be able to tell who you are. I'm bad. I'm tough. I'm so tough, I breathe and things fall down around me. I'm so tough that I don't have to pay for anything because people are too afarid to ask me to pay for anything because I'll kick their ass... I will, I'm bad... I'll slam anyone who asks me for money. I kicked an old man's ass because he looked at me in a way I don't like to be looked at. I sluged a baby in the stomach for staring at me. I don't like to be stared at.. I'm a bad ass. I'll kick everyone's ass. I beat an old dog just for fun because I was bored.. and I'm a bad ass. I stole the bifocals right off an old lady's face because I thought the damn things were too old. I'm tough. I even kicked her in the face. One day, I popped everybody in the mouth because they were riding on the same bus as me. I kicked the drivers ass and stole the bus and crashed the damn thing into a christian church. The preacher yelled at me so I kicked his ass too. I'm bad. Don't fuck with me.