Alines II

Revisit alien worlds!

Tired aliens don't have to inform you of their existence. They don't have to do anything that they do not want to do. I knew this little alien who bought a kenny rogers cd with the song about laying down with sally on it. the little alien showed it to its frineds and let them listen to it. most of them seemed to like it exxcept for this one other alien named gji. now gji wasn't your normal alien. he liked to watch tv and clap along with the audience when a contestant on card sharks won a lot of money. one time, an air force captain wearing a uniform won about 10,200 in cash and prizes and gji went a little haywire and began blasting the tv with his homemade ray gun. most of the other aliens were able to control situations with mind control or other kinds of telepathical warfare, but gji was different. he watched a few too many john wayne westerns and was convinced that the way to get what you wanted was by force with some kind of deadly weapon. he often listen to oi! punk as well which deluded him and made him hate the world around him inconvenently making him an outcast among the other alien beings. some times he would dance about in an extraterrestrial frenzy slashing his bed sheet with knives and other primitime tools. the oi! punk got to be a little too much for our little friend gji and he eventually wound up trying some heroin that he obtained psychicly. he stopped talking to other aliens on the craft and tryed killing himself several times before he......?